The power of asshole...One day, the body parts were arguing who's more important to the body.
The hands said, "I'm most important because without me, the whole body cannot write or feed the body."
The legs said,"I'm most important because without me, the body cannot walk around."
The brain said, "I'm most important because without me, the body cannot function and I control the hands and legs."
The asshole said, "I'm important..." Before asshole could speak further, the hands, legs and brain laugh and said, "You are nothing but just a hole where shit passes thru."
Hearing what the hands, legs and brain said. Asshole decide to do something.
Asshole decided to stop functioning and shit starts to accumulate in the body. As a result the body became sick, the hands cannot move, the legs cannot walk and the brain cannot think.
NOW, asshole proclaims, "So who's more important?"
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posted by Jian Ming @ 10:46 pm
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With reference to my last blog, I've decided to follow my parents to HK for a trip. My oh my, it was indeed refreshing, tho' i'm very much $1000 lesser after the trip, i'm nonetheless a lot happier after the trip.
Here's my happiness photos.
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It all started at the airport - CIA...
I'm at the top of the world... Scenic view off victoria peak.
Peak Tram - take to the top of victoria peak.
If only sentosa is as neat as repulse bay
Typhoon Shelter... Where Jumbo is located.
My hotel room - Kimberly Hotel
Lamma Island... Peaceful rendezvous place with good seafood.
Street of Lamma Island
Mode of transport - MTR...
Wong Tai Sin temple - wish for everything to come true...
Chi Lin Nunnery - There isn't a nun in sight... I wonder why?
Sai Kung Fire station - exclusive trip with a HK fireman
M-I-C-K-E-Y M O U S E - Train to disneyland
Ocean Park... Yeah~!!!
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posted by Jian Ming @ 2:31 am
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